Guess what all you mofo's?
School is now out and it it time to turn up!!
Be sure to check out "Mean tweets to celebrities" on youtube and enjoy your summer break!
#summer #here we go
Friday, May 30, 2014
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Some Advice
Hey guys,
Are you ready for some more comedy? Well... hopefully you are, sooooo give us some ideas so we can come up with some awesome comedy..
Comment Below!
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So for some comedy:
Why did the chicken get into a car?
Comment your answer below.
Are you ready for some more comedy? Well... hopefully you are, sooooo give us some ideas so we can come up with some awesome comedy..
Comment Below!
Disclaimer: This is requiring any living organism that is able to understand this post to donate to our charity. Paypal is accepted and welcomed.
So for some comedy:
Why did the chicken get into a car?
Comment your answer below.
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Time for the Stock Market
Hey little fuckers,
First of all, you haven't being telling your friends about our fucking awesome blog about comedy! After you finish reading this blog post, get up off your fat ass and go tell your whole fucking family about our blog or we will burn your nazi asses in hell! If your relatives don't care about our blog, we advise you to tell them,"Fuck off, cunt nuggets!" Also, be sure to donate for the cause of saving lives all day everyday.
So, we are here today to tell you about the stock market. First get some money to invest in the stock market. Make sure it is your whole life savings. After you have the cold hard cash in your hands, be sure donate half of it to us, then put the other half with a company such as Fidelity to invest your money . Once you got the $ money in the stock market, you invest in stocks you believe are going to do well. For example, some of my personal favorites are Dell and Nasdaq.
Thanks, and have a nice fucking weekend inside your room!
And make sure, when you're in a plane..
READ YOUR FUCKING SKYMALL!
-THE COMEDY BAGELS
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Hysterical videos
Here are some videos to get you laughing:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6905768/why-cant-you-use-phones-on-planes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s
Enjoy and be sure to share this blog with your friends! Once we get some more viewers, we will start to post even funnier posts, so don't wait to share this with everyone you know!
-The Comedy Bagels
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Pizza Prank
Hey guys and gals,
We were browsing the internet, when we came across this yahoo question... Well here it is...
Question:
How much trouble can you get in for prank calling dominos?
Best Answer:
no
not toomuch trouble at anyage
unless they orderd like 500 pizzas
i remember i did that once
and had them deliverd to my friends house
and he got blamed
best weekedn ever
not toomuch trouble at anyage
unless they orderd like 500 pizzas
i remember i did that once
and had them deliverd to my friends house
and he got blamed
best weekedn ever
Happy snow day!
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Cute Little Story
Hey readers of our soon-to-be-hit comedy blog,
We haven't been posting because we spent all of that time coming up with the funniest story in deep space.
But...
This post is so funny, you'll want to send $10 USD to our Paypal to help support children in need! (link on right side)
So here is the first part of our "cute little story"!
There once was a baby named Lil Wayne. He liked to sing lullabies to his mother. He was so intelligent he could sing at the age of 368 days. His mother loved to listen to his lullabies. However, poor Lil Wayne could not rap for his life. One time, Lil Wayne saw his mother listening to rap music, so he asked his mom who she was listening to. She said that she was jamming out to Eminem. She was even reciting the lyrics "I murder a rhyme, one word at a time." On his third birthday, his mother gave him a purple snapback which stated his life goal in bright white. For those of you that are curious, the hat is posted below...
One day, Lil Wayne and his mom went to a concert. An Eminem concert. His mom said to him "There will be many drugs. Alchohol included. But you cannot use any until you're 4! It feels too good for you" Lil Wayne was looking forward to this concert.
Stay tuned next week to see what happens at the concert!!
-The Comedy Bagels
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Some Extreme Awesomeness
Check out this amazing article we found on the internet credit to (ussciencenews.com),
anything written in italics are comments written by us, The Comedy Bagels!
A Chinese Man Calmly Walked Into A Hospital With A Knife Stuck Deep In His Skull(LIKE A BOSS!)
The man reportedly walked five flights of stairs to the doctor’s office after the knife was accidentally plunged into his skull while hanging out with friends.(Lol what kind of "friends" was he hanging out with)
Here’s the report:
The man with a fruit knife(must have been cutting a pineapple) pierced on his head was spotted going to see the doctor on his own in a major hospital in Yanji city, Jilin province in northeast China and has been since called by Chinese PEOPLE as a “Calm Brother” (淡定哥). After receiving corresponding treatment, the man is said to have been in stable condition.(Wow, he is a real BOSS!)
The knife missed the main blood vessels, and doctors were able to remove the blade without causing any ("significant") damage in a three-hour operation, according to the Daily Mail.
Here’s the reported X-ray:
And here’s another look at him waiting in the doctor’s office:
(What were the other people in the waiting room thinking?)
Just in case you were sleeping while reading the story, here is a brief summary of what happened. Some friends of a Chinese guy decided to play a prank on him by throwing a knife at him while he was taking a shit. Unfortunately, it struck him in the back of the head. He then walked 15 miles to the nearest hospital, where he had to wait in line for 2 and a half hours for the doctor to take a look at him. Then they yanked the blade out of his head and he turned out to be perfectly normal. THE END :) Share with your friends,family, and even pets!
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Some Comical Quotes
Hi Guys,
Check out these cool quotes we came across! Make sure to share with your friends and family!
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’"
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher."
Check out these cool quotes we came across! Make sure to share with your friends and family!
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’"
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher."
Friday, December 6, 2013
First News Story!
LOL guys! Check out this article(credit to upi.com):
Anything in italics are comments made by us and are not part of the original article
ROME, Dec. 6 -- Authorities in Rome said they were seeking a runaway elephant that escaped from a circus in the city Friday morning. Those clowns must have been torturing that poor thing...
Have a great weekend and comment any ideas about what you want us to post!
Anything in italics are comments made by us and are not part of the original article
ROME, Dec. 6 -- Authorities in Rome said they were seeking a runaway elephant that escaped from a circus in the city Friday morning. Those clowns must have been torturing that poor thing...
Police said the elephant took a powder from the Amedeo Orfei circus(what are they going to do, arrest the elephant for robbery?), which has been in the city for about a week, and was last spotted late Friday morning near an exit ramp for the Grande Raccordo Anulare highway(he was taking the highway to Africa), which circles the city, ANSA reported Friday.
Details of the elephants escape were not immediately available. Actually we just didn't want to embarrass ourselves for not being able to locate the elephant.Have a great weekend and comment any ideas about what you want us to post!
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Sunday, December 1, 2013
A HILARIOUS YOU TUBE VIDEO
Hey viewers,
Watch this cool Youtube video we came across. Enjoy and be sure to share this with your friends and family!
Watch this cool Youtube video we came across. Enjoy and be sure to share this with your friends and family!
Black Ice
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Meme Wednesday!
Hello, and welcome to another Comedy Bagel post! Get ready for some funny stuff, coming straight from the guys who know comedy the best. Enough chit-chat, look at the memes below for a good laugh or two! Also, make sure to share this blog with your friends if you enjoy us!
MEME #1
MEME #2
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
First Comic!
Hey guys!! Check out this cool new comic we found on the internet. Enjoy and don't forget to tell your friends about our amazing blog!
Comic
Monday, November 25, 2013
Dinner with Raphael
Hey guys! Check out this cool video we found on Youtube. It is explicit so be sure to cover up the ears of all of our younger viewers. We will be posting often with new comics, videos, funny news stories and more!!
Enjoy!! Tune in tomorrow for our first comic! Be sure to come back every day for more comedy
Enjoy!! Tune in tomorrow for our first comic! Be sure to come back every day for more comedy
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Introduction
We are the comedy bagels(hahah do you get it)! Anyways, welcome to our brand new blog created by us,two dudes working out of a small room. We will start to post interesting stories and maybe even games if we get enough viewers. Tune in daily for funny videos and news stories!
Enjoy!!
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