Check out this amazing article we found on the internet credit to (ussciencenews.com),
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A Chinese Man Calmly Walked Into A Hospital With A Knife Stuck Deep In His Skull(LIKE A BOSS!)
Pictures of a Chinese man with a knife in his head have gone viral.(I'd say he looks pretty happy...)
The man reportedly walked five flights of stairs to the doctor’s office after the knife was accidentally plunged into his skull while hanging out with friends.(Lol what kind of "friends" was he hanging out with)
Here’s the report:
The man with a fruit knife(must have been cutting a pineapple) pierced on his head was spotted going to see the doctor on his own in a major hospital in Yanji city, Jilin province in northeast China and has been since called by Chinese PEOPLE as a “Calm Brother” (淡定哥). After receiving corresponding treatment, the man is said to have been in stable condition.(Wow, he is a real BOSS!)
The knife missed the main blood vessels, and doctors were able to remove the blade without causing any ("significant") damage in a three-hour operation, according to the Daily Mail.
Here’s the reported X-ray:
And here’s another look at him waiting in the doctor’s office:
(What were the other people in the waiting room thinking?)
Just in case you were sleeping while reading the story, here is a brief summary of what happened. Some friends of a Chinese guy decided to play a prank on him by throwing a knife at him while he was taking a shit. Unfortunately, it struck him in the back of the head. He then walked 15 miles to the nearest hospital, where he had to wait in line for 2 and a half hours for the doctor to take a look at him. Then they yanked the blade out of his head and he turned out to be perfectly normal. THE END :) Share with your friends,family, and even pets!
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