Some Comical Quotes

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Check out these cool quotes we came across! Make sure to share with your friends and family!



"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

 "There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’"

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher."